Friday, April 16, 2010

New post

Our friendship has come a long way. When u laugh, i laughed.When u cry, i cried & when u jump down the window,i will go to the window. Look down & laugh again....... ha ha ha
NEW YEAR GREETINGS: H ours of happy times with frds and family A bundant time for relaxation P rosperity P lenty of love when u need it the most Y outhful excitement at lifes simple pleasures N ights of restful slumber (- dont' worry be happy) E verything you need W ishing you love and light Y ears and years of good health E njoyment and mirth A ngels to watchover u R embrancs of happy newyear NEW IS THE YEAR NEW ARE THE HOPES AND ASPIRATIONS….. NEW ARE THE RESOLUTIONS…. NEW ARE THE SPIRITS…. AND FOREVER ARE MY WARM WISHES FOR YOU… HAVE A PROMISING AND FULFILLING NEW YEAR School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya, Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya Ye Kiss Tarah Yaad Aa Rahe Ho, Aankhe Band Hai Phir Bhi Nazar Aa Rahe Ho, Naa Jane Kyon Aisa Lagta Hai, Saamne Khade Ho, Aur SING HILA RAHE HO!! Happy POLA!!! dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna : jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna : agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna Our friendship has come a long way. When u laugh, i laughed.When u cry, i cried & when u jump down the window,i will go to the window. Look down & laugh again....... ha ha ha palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,aasani se nahi mile ho tum National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe!!** Zara-Zara kar ke teri yadoon ka mahal banate hain.... Illegal construction keh ke saale Nagar Nigam wale tod jaate hain.... You can make 10 friends You can laugh with 9 You can meet 8 You can talk with 7 You can celebrate with 6 You can secret with 5 You can trust in 4 You can cry with 3 You can need 2 But you can not forget just 1 This one is me - Friend gives hope when Life is low Friend is the place when you have nowhere to go Friend is honest and friend is true Friend is precious ,that friend is U - Don’t close your door whenu r feeling alone Don’t close your heart when u need Love Don’t ever close your hand when u need friend Because I will be holding your hand till the end - Feelings of love , Moments of caring, small small sharing and stupid fights Shoulders to cry , together in pain Creates a miracle called friend who is U my dear Clear Concepts about Girls If u treat her nice she says - "yaar muzpar line maar raha hai" If u dont she says - "kitna akadta hai" If u dress nicely she says - "muze impress karna chata hai" If u dont she says - "tasteless hai yaar" If u argue with her she says - "ziddi hai" If u sit quietly she says - "dumb hai" If u act smarter she'll lose her brain as u r insulting her If she acts smarter she think its her right If u dont love her she says - "is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkioon ka saath chakar hai" If u love her she says - "peechay hi pad gayaa hai" If u dont tell her ur prob she says - " u r not honest 2 me" If u do tell to her she says - "u r a problem child" If u scold her she says - "you act like a grandpa giving lecture" If she scolds u she says - "Yaar"
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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Long post


the card issuing bank and the acquiring bank to complete a cleared transaction, where clearing is the exchange of transaction information between the card issuer and the acquirer. The clearing and settlement of a transaction occur simultaneously. The settlement process may vary slightly from one merchant processing provider to another but it goes through the following stages:
When a service has been provided to a customer or a product has been shipped, the merchant captures the transaction payment information and submits it, together with all other transactions captured this day (forming what is known as a "batch"), to its merchant processing provider for settlement. The merchant processing provider then submits the transaction data to the Credit Card Association (Visa or MasterCard) for settlement. The Credit Card Association sends the transaction information to the card issuer and then settles it by crediting the merchant processing provider's account and debiting the card issuer's account. The amount that is debited from the card issuer's account is equal to the transaction amount, minus interchange (the processing fees, established by Visa and MasterCard, that merchant processing banks pay to card issuing banks). The amount credited to the merchant processing provider is equal to the transaction amount, minus interchange, minus the association fee (the fee that Visa and MasterCard charge for facilitating every card transaction). The merchant processing provider receives its funds, usually within 24 hours of the transaction, and credits the merchant's account, usually within 48 hours of the transaction. The merchant receives an amount that is equal to the amount credited to the merchant processing provider's account, minus payment processing costs (the rates and fees that the merchant has agreed to pay for card processing services). The card issuer posts the transaction information on its cardholder's account and sends a monthly statement. The cardholder has the option to pay the full amount or a lesser amount, but no less than a minimum amount, established in the cardholder agreement. If the cardholder chooses to pay an amount, lesser than the full amount, the remaining balance will be charged an interest rate
more : how transaction happens : see diagram: mastercard.com > choose india > click on merchant tab

Reason : depn ( due to l fail n career) n mus tightnss ( in sep’ 07 found tht sholdr mus is main culprit for tightnss. As it don’t opens by med or wt. lifting. Rather it opens by pulling spring and warm massage)
When sholder and chest mus (pectoral) opens, pressure rises in nasal cavity, nose, over eyes, sinus etc. Sterno cleido and throat, cheek mus are effected. Jaw pulls back and I also feel tht spinal cord also pulls back and has become straighten as if till now it was kept forcibly forward. Very comfy feeling and deep breathing, and more imp I feel as if link with brain is established and nerves of all body upto hip and toes have activated. I feel gr8 energy. But, during this process fever, cold, catarrh may happen.
It seems tht my jaw pushing habit, mbn – pressing chest, emotional depn.had effected the spinal cord, brain stem etc which resulted in blockage/ improper distribution of nervous energy in body. It has been cured 3-4 times but again reverted due to some reasons. And every time it is cured, I felt tht neuro energy incr & distributes in whole body, breathing diaphrm works, eyes relaxes, listening improved, voice thickens.Why it again reverted bk? Reasons : the chest n sholder nerves/mus are so much pressed, weak, sensitive tht some med. Suppresses them even in short doses. Milk also brings ctrl dnwrd and disturbs the healing process
Lyc :

Helps in reducing depn. (perhaps releases neuro trnsmtr)
helps in the situation of neuro wknss i.e. when mus open, followed by fatigue, headache, nf)
brings smooth jerks all over body, and then neuro power incr. jerks even while working.
relaxes mus., nerves.
Headache less, but sometimes severe.
Nf less
Upper neeche happn
Natural feelng
Perhps incr threshold – not cnfrmd yet.
Helps me when some med had affected my mus, tightened them, or ctrl locked in some part of body and troubling. Specially relaxes sholder mus.

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